Ey-up!
Brace yerselz for the droves o' folks signin' up.
Nice move Chappie, I always knew those viagra sellers would get a stiff ticking off. Let's hope we be rid of them once and fer all.
PS ' Chappie, are ye still enjoyin' the odd ruby now and again me owld mucka? A gorra Vindaloo tak-oot last Sarrada neet and Jalal musta pepped it up nee end.

A musta upset the bloke a reckon. A was deein' some safety checks at work on Sunda morn, up a ladder (as yer dee like) when me guts done a 360 turn.

A had ti stay there a good 5 minutes afore the scream subsided. A honestly thowt a was garna join the '12 feet high club' and have a nasty accident in me CK's. <img border="0" alt="[Puppy dog eyes]" title="" src="graemlins/sad5.gif" /> A got down tha ladder and sheepishly scurried away titha bog. 30 minutes later a saw owld Eddie from 'Cleanaway' pinning a notice on the bog door saying
CONDEMNED - SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE