It's been some time since I escaped the clutches of Jalal, who owns me local Tandoori Restaurant up the road. Too many bad turns the day after noshing an indian (meal that is
), I decided that currying six neets a week was doing my bowels no good at all.
Anyway, after heving too much spare time on me hands a decided to take up a form of art. Aye, designing a product, then implimenting the idea into production.
Lately, me house has been stowed off with bluebottles, nor...not borrles o' vodka wicked, but those nasty stinkin' fat flies. A mean...thoosands o' the buggaz
they will shortly be too heavy to take off into flight, rendered 'Grounded' by the heavy metal filings . It is then that you rub your hands together and walk over to the helpless bluebottles and take your newly invented 'Retreival Tool' out of your top pocket. You can them pick up the metal filled flies with your 'Tool' and promptly drop them in the pedal bin, whilst saying to yourself 'Job's a good 'un
Yes, I hear you all thinking out aloud...
'Where can I get my hands on one of these ingenious invention tools'
Wait no longer, as they are now on sale from Piggy's Cottage Industries at an introductory price of £99.99.
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