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#87256 - Wed, 30 May 2007 03:30:00 MY COTTAGE INDUSTRIES
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Hiya folks!
It's been some time since I escaped the clutches of Jalal, who owns me local Tandoori Restaurant up the road. Too many bad turns the day after noshing an indian (meal that is wink ), I decided that currying six neets a week was doing my bowels no good at all.

Anyway, after heving too much spare time on me hands a decided to take up a form of art. Aye, designing a product, then implimenting the idea into production.

Lately, me house has been stowed off with bluebottles, nor...not borrles o' vodka wicked, but those nasty stinkin' fat flies. A mean...thoosands o' the buggaz confused2 they will shortly be too heavy to take off into flight, rendered 'Grounded' by the heavy metal filings . It is then that you rub your hands together and walk over to the helpless bluebottles and take your newly invented 'Retreival Tool' out of your top pocket. You can them pick up the metal filled flies with your 'Tool' and promptly drop them in the pedal bin, whilst saying to yourself 'Job's a good 'un

Yes, I hear you all thinking out aloud...
'Where can I get my hands on one of these ingenious invention tools'
Wait no longer, as they are now on sale from Piggy's Cottage Industries at an introductory price of 99.99.
I accept PayPal wink

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#87257 - Wed, 30 May 2007 03:50:00 Re: MY COTTAGE INDUSTRIES
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Someone has had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands recently...

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#87258 - Wed, 30 May 2007 04:34:00 Re: MY COTTAGE INDUSTRIES
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He's back!

Superb...I'll take a dozen for when am frequenting the west coast of Scotland cos the burds frew there are covered in dem damn things man! banghead

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#87259 - Wed, 30 May 2007 04:46:00 Re: MY COTTAGE INDUSTRIES
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Ere Donaldinho, al let yer hev one with 25% discount wink
Aye, a once went oot wi this burd wi' bad breath, halitosis had nowt on her, a promise ye. A looked on the bright side tho....a thowt timee self 'Ah well, atleast it keeps the flies away from er phlaps' biglaugh biglaugh biglaugh

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#87260 - Wed, 30 May 2007 05:14:00 Re: MY COTTAGE INDUSTRIES
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lmao

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#87261 - Wed, 30 May 2007 05:41:00 Re: MY COTTAGE INDUSTRIES
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laugh

Im not touching that one nervouslaugh

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#87262 - Wed, 30 May 2007 14:38:00 Re: MY COTTAGE INDUSTRIES
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Keep it clean Piggy, please!

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#87263 - Wed, 30 May 2007 16:41:00 Re: MY COTTAGE INDUSTRIES
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cerise:
Keep it clean Piggy, please!
Well that's whatI used to say to her, to no avail, hence me moving on and finding the real love o' me life lurve

Here's the sick bucket, afore ye ask,
(passes the bucket), smile

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#87264 - Wed, 30 May 2007 18:04:00 Re: MY COTTAGE INDUSTRIES
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Ewww. Ash, cut it out! :rolleyes:

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