I think we're missing something here...
John's a 'go-ahead' kind of guy...he probably considers press photos
are sooo 20th Century.
But what to replace it?
My suggestions (for what their worth):The JF standee
: in a suitably enigmatic pose, various extremities out of focus or blurred;Inflatable JF
: a fairly obvious development this one - popular in Holland and certain areas of Greece;Dehydrated JF
: comes in a handy - available as a 4 ounce bag, or, in a commemorative Quiet Man tin. Just add water!;Grow your own JF
: tricky, this one...JF's complete genetic sequence - available as an A3+ 312 page, hessian-bound 'novel' - set in 15pt Garamond with Univers drop caps. Also included: 15,000 sq ft, hermetically-sealed lab with gene and protein re-sequencers, willing male and female volunteers, 1.21G watt low-load thermic generator and a nice wallpaper cover scrapbook to keep Polaroids of your tests in...JF beer stein
: it's a stein...that...holds......you get the idea?
Any takers. Personally, I think some of these are keepers?