Aye, the Pig was on the soft drinks all neet - driving duty and all that. Had to knock back the free After Shock's that came roond on a big tray, more than once frown
Mind you, ye gerra lush 'Haggis n' Jockey's Whips' at yon Kingfisher eaterie roon tha corner from Citrus.

Atleast a woke up this mornin' all fresh. Not like the last trip to Embra in April when a was well and truly 'Donald Ducked' shocked sad