Does anyone with an intimate knowledge of Crewe (now there's a subject for Mastermind!) know what the ultra-last-minute B&B situation might be like in that fair city? No promises, mind, but work's slacker than a you-know-what's do-dah this Thursday and Friday, so, who knows where I might be on Thursday night, and in what august company. Must remember to get the mothballs out of my de-mob suit and iron my best woollen tie, just in case . . .