Originally posted by CONNY'S PIG:
Well listen up pet......

If yer turnin' out then owld piggy might hev a wee drinky with yer ok. Bein' a relative newcomer a reckon thez a bit bondin' ti' dee wink . Just as lang as ya aint got ya heed stuck up yer arn arse....then that'll suffice. Oh, and by the way.....yer aint got ginga hair have ya shocked biglaugh
Yer on, just so long as it's a non alcoholic drink! Head up my own arse? no..... i'm a very nice down to earth person (so I've been told)!
Ginger hair.... no, I look just like my photo, speaking of which, you'll need to post one of yourself so I know who to look for! wink