Hello from the Land of the Celts.

Ultravox were my very first gig, in 1982, at the newly-opened St. David's Hall in Cardiff.

Been "crazy in love" with the delectable Warren Cann since that day. Age (and his love of his many dogs) only improve him. The fact that I have NEVER met him and never will only add on to the constant misery of a menopausal, mind-destroying, middle-age.

That is all I have to say. I LOVE YOU, MR X. xxxx Your wife is one lucky woman.